Greetings, peasants.

Three cheers for my first blog post!!!! *throngs of peoples cheering jubilant-ly*  My first act as owner of a new blog, is to decree that there will never be anything overly dramatic, or morbid posted to this blog, so long as I am author of it!! *many huzzahs* And also that each post will be at least somewhat entertaining!!!! *much rejoicing* And a pox upon me if I don't not uphold these laws!!! Farewell, citizens, and enjoy the blog!!